“I was implying that the Honourable Member for Wentworth was like a lizard on a rock – alive, but looking dead.”
“I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman’s hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.”
“That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn’t give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.”
And finally in Melbourne a few years back there was a lot of noise in the media after one politician accused another of
“having a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock”.