Young Richy coaxed me to go out last night with a few of the lads and one of Erika’s flat mates Kat. We went just around the corner from where Eir/Richy is staying, The Hoxton Bar. Richy used to work behind the bar and thus half price drinks all night. It happened to be Gay Night at the Hoxron Bar and the next thing I know I’m standing 2 feet from Boy George (who was fat, dressed in Black and had a black top hat. With sequins). He was going to DJ, but not before ’10 minutes with my dad’ did a short number.
‘10 minutes with my dad’ are a pair of young skimpy chicks with massive blond wigs on, teased to the point that they defy gravity and wearing bikinis and leather jackets and Zoro type eye band masks. The ‘act’ consists of them tearing/wrestling with each other while screaming lyrics, in early Beasty Boys style, about their apparent nymphomania and sexual preference for there fathers. They ended up on the ground in the middle of the crowd with most of the little they had on hanging from them. But I’ve seen them before. YAWN.
Boy George on the other hand was a freak. I saw him when he came out to Australia in the 80’s and I was dumb struck to be close to fame like that. OK he’s looking sad and pathetic but I was fascinated by the spectacle of fame, the idea of it, as I’ve never had much occasion to ogle at it. His DJing wasn’t too bad (I wouldn’t travel for it but it grindy house seem to fit the mood, which was some male stripper flashing it Jon Doe around a bit on the podium) but no he didn’t play any of the old classics so if I was till a fan I’d be disappointed.
Just an average Sunday in Hoxton
I WANNA LICK BOY GEORGE”S ASSHOLE. like put my tongue into the sexy, pubescent HOLE. HE TURNS ME ON. O FUK ME BOY GEORGIIEEE HOO HOOO.
OMFG YES!!!!!! I AGRROOOIIIII. YYYEEEESSSSS! HOO BOYYY GEEOORRRGGIIIEE IS TOUCHING ME IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS AND DIRECTIONS AND NOOKS AND CRANNYS. HES A FUKIN KING OF DA BEASTS!!!
omg LICK ME, LICK ME, LICK ME, LICK ME BOOOYYYY OOO STOP URSELF STEFANIA U R MAKIN URSELF HORNY! AND HNGRY 4 BOYS LOVIN!!!!!!!!!!! SLAM ME BOY GEORGE
LUV FUK BDDY OF BOY GEORGINA VAGINA
OHHHHHHHHHHHH shut up eket and stef. boy georgina vagina is MINE MINE MINE!@ HOOOOOOOOOOOOO i wanna lick his BALLZ until they dry up like ur nannys fanny, i want ur paties boy george to lick and caress with my tongue!!!!!! sexy fanny of georgie honey baby faggot. u can entr me anyday coz man on man, we’d be GREAT!!!! SLAM ME!
OMG HESS MIINNEEE!!!!!!!!! LAY OFF HIM!!
U HOES!!
AND BY THE WAY MY NANNYS FANNY TASTES GOOD!
SHUT UP All of you’s, boy georgina vagina is mine to lick and hump like a gorrilla, his panties arfe for MOI MOI MOI!
dont thinmk that uyr hands can touch his balls b4 MINE!
HELLO all you pigs. u all think that u r great mmmmmmmmbut ur mnnot.
look at my mmmmmmmmmmmbreast!, im a hag and a half so come on down to gigalo town where we can get our ballz on and suck nannys fanny and even though u sed u’ll suck ballz until they dry up heroically like nannys fanny, dry and crackled, that she applys handcream to with her dick, i am going to suk his balls like theres no tomorrow.
i am going 2 suk them so hard, they’ll turn purple and i will sduk them so sexually and long that they willl prune and the hair will come off from the pressure of my mmmmmmlips… of my georgina vagina.
georgina vagina come to MINE!
Lovely
YES Cpill IT IS LOVELY LIKE BOY BABES BALLS WHICH I SUCK
I WANT to lick in the mmmmmmmmhole of boy georgina vagina’s crescenty mound. i want to smell the creamy f;luid from his crackled penishole.
why?
Why? bcoz we love his balls and also can u say sumthing other than why or lovely, BOY GEORGE IS A SEXY ASSWIPE
OHH YES BOY SEXY VJ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want ur cervix! u have sexy crabs which can b my dinner! i want them to caress and informate with my anus! LICK THE CREAMY BODILY FLUID!
Your an attention seeker aren’t you.
OMG, WHAT HAVE I WALKED IN TO???????????
YES I AM WRITING IN CAPS!!!!!!
THAT CONVO WAS…………………………
…INTERESTING………..
…..SHOCKING……..
….AND ALSO….
WRONG
I don’t know if I would call it a … CONVO (?) … more a spasmodic purging (with CAPS). I guess you’re a fan of Boy Gorge (obviously), is that the only reason you have decided to share with the world these… thoughts here (of all places)?
Yes, Boy george make me happy in pantyhoes! i want his urethra in my taj mahal! i LIKE BOY GEORGES SEXUALITYLOVINGMEATY SYLE! COME HERE GEORGIE BABY
This is a song 4 u cpill, that i created for boy sexy asshole george
” Anus (la la la)
anus (la la la)
anus for you and me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eeeee
anus (luv it)
anus (crave it)
anus (fe-e-e-e-el 4 it
its coz i luvvvv you, and ur bo-dy
giv it all to me
i want you 2nite
come here and turn off the lights
BOY GEOrge, you turn me on,
ur sexy, you’ve been 4 long,
i want to be between your knees,
soo I can lick ur hiney!
Anus (la la la)
anus (la la la)
anus for you and me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eeeee
anus (luv it)
anus (crave it)
anus (fe-e-e-e-el 4 it)
BOY GEORGE ANUS! ”
So do you like it?
I feel honoured that you would present your ‘work’ here.
wheres the rest of them?
Well, you Boy George fans here I am, come and penetrate me while licking my pussy and wanking my balls off with your ugly dirt-crusted man hands.
OMG BOY GEORGE MY SEXY BOYFRIEND! but my hand arent dirt crusted coz u pissed on the and made them clean!
im gonna bite ur urethra off! MMMMM sexy honey periood eater.
YUMMY BALLSAK!
If you’re going to write obscenities, at least, please, learn to spell them. It’s annoying.
WELL BOT GEORGE DUZNT HAV A PROBLEM WITH IS SO I GUESS IT DUZNT MATTER U SMELLY PANTY
WILL SUM1 SUM SHIT!
POMEDUS: DONT TRY AND STEAL BOY GEORGES THONG OFF ME U CRUSTY VJ
EXCUSE ME BITY PANTYS ALEX BUT WHY DID U DELETE SUM OF THESE? THAT WAS RUDE IM GONNA TELL BOY GEPRGE AND HE WILL WHIP YOU! actually i want him to whip me so get lost HES MINE!
Look, get off my back BIG PENIS. I was deleting a lot of spam the other day and I was using a blunt instrument. So fuck me with a strap on, you horse fucked granny walker.
Classy!
Now that was very ruse Alex.
I would expect more from you.
I’m the only one around here with a dirty mouth.
LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY!
ps. Boy George is a fukbomb
So everyone’s favourite transcendental gay and pseudo-krishna queen, Boy George enters the fashion world with his B-Rude label. Everyone’s asking the same question: why’s the ex Culture Club front-person, DJ maestro and all-round fabulous entertainer hitting the cloth?
The B-Rude label was actually born back in 2004 and consists of bold clothes and T-shirts for men and women. If Boy George’s eccentric and often breath-taking personal fashion sense if anything to go by the B-Rude label will, if nothing else, stun and amaze the fashion world — at a guess it’ll be like imploding Vivienne Westwood over Jean-Paul Gaultier and then adding a bucket load of John Galliano and finally a pinch of Buddhist Punk; a crazy divine mixture which has the potential to be a success.
So hats off and good luck to Boy George and his B-Rude label — definitely one to watch!
i like to shuv shit up boy georges anus
BIG P. You will need to sign up for an account if you don’t want to wait for your comments to be moderated. For some reason the automatic spam catcher thinks you are spaming this site (god knows why, perhaps your reputation preceeds you).
Have a nice day.
SHIT POO FUCK ASS CLIT SPANK SPLASH SPOOF THROTTLE BUM FART CUNT ON BOY GEORGE!!
haha. you are not the only one that can be rude big penis!
but i can be rude in a unique way that attracts alex and boy georges vagina IM A NASTY!
do i care? no boy george is in my heart…and anus
NO No NO cheesy dickwipe faggoty falopian tubes of boy george is mine mine mine to nibble on. e e e
WOAH BOY GEORGE WAS CLEANING UP LONDON! WE CVAN CLEAN UP MY LONDON BRIDGE
so this has gone on for almost a year how bizarre is that!!!!
Sk8grl
my god your right! Almost time for the 1 anniversary of when I meet BIG PENISS and his propertied consorts. Its been a weird and not so wonderful ride but my sacrifice to ‘free speech’. A concept that BIG PENISS has explored here utterly!
Não compreedi direito a tradução da pagina do site , mas o que queria deixar é a minha admiração pelo cantor que apesar de não ser da mesma epoca que eu, sou do inicio dos anos 80, nasci em 83 ,portanto não acompanhei de perto sua carreira mas ao ouvir algumas musicas dos anos 80 fiquei simplesmente apaixonada pelo estilo, ousadia e originalidade de BOY GEORGE!!! ELE É D+!!!!!
Happy anniversary to you Al and Big P :P
hello my manhoody friends.
i am going to get boy georges uterus and scrunche it up in my mouth .
yess yess that right. nice sexy yummt boy george anus hole.
I WANT TO SMELL ZE FLUIDDDSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexy boy geogie fallopian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and merry new year sexy boy george pads
boy georges feline foetus in my mouth
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year BIG PENIS! Hope you got all the fluids you deserve! You’ve worked very hard promoting the anus, foetus, fluids, penis, uterus, fallopian tubes, etc.
yay for anus… especially boy georges.. that i love to carress with my dick fur
wow! this is the most amazing spectacle of anus fluid hunting dedication i’ve ever read. thanks alex!
yes, yes it is…thx katroar;)
yeah well i live sexy boy georgie uterer to crush with my man hands
yeah all of youhoes im coming for ya gouchesss
yeahh cut up the cheesy smelling gooness
FUCK
YIUR ALL MINE HOES
OHHHH OHHH WHY U NO REPLY YOU VAS DEFERENS. cPiLL I WANt to TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOOU AND YOUR BUSHHH
Thats very touching BIG P, glad your still alive and swearing. What you been up to?
My god. I came across this page via Google and I’m…amazed. Liked the article though!
yes, in a way its an ugly sculpture of the modern mind. Awe inspiring in its hideousness. Its a good thing I believe in the ‘freedom of speech’ or this treasure would be lost forever!