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“I was implying that the Honourable Member for Wentworth was like a lizard on a rock - alive, but looking dead.”

“I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman’s hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.”

“That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn’t give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.”

And finally in Melbourne a few years back there was a lot of noise in the media after one politician accused another of “having a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock”.