I have got to get the lyrics!
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This never stops being funny.
The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2006 winners:
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“I was implying that the Honourable Member for Wentworth was like a lizard on a rock - alive, but looking dead.”
“I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman’s hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.”
“That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn’t give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.”
And finally in Melbourne a few years back there was a lot of noise in the media after one politician accused another of “having a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock”
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Last night I saw a movie that revolted me so much I could not watch anymore: Pink Flamingos (1972). I can’t remember when a movie had pulled such utter revolt from me to the point I was almost throwing up.
However, it has in a way inspired the Urban Uncle project and given it a style, ‘Trash’, which brings its own freedoms to create. All are encouraged to go out and film their own trashy dreams and ideas. This is what I believe the Punk or New Wave movement was about the “Just do it” attitude. But I digress…
IE5 on microsoft.com pulls an error.
HA-ha!
Have you ever felt guilty about laughing at something while you were laughing?
Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.
Some creative dumby text for you web developers out there thanks to malevole.
“Yeah, we got one of our code monkeys to do it.”
Nothing more to say. Thanks to Sarah and the Ryder Cup.