Published on Saturday, 28th May 2005 .
If only I’d forgotten the punchline…
“The first time I met my g/f’s parents, we
had a cracking piss up, got absolutely ratted
then started telling jokes. They were getting
progressively nearer the knuckle so I thought
it safe to tell her Dad my favourite (”Did
you hear the one about the SS Commandant?”
then as they say “no” you slap them around
the head and shout “LIAR” in your best Jerry
accent). Firstly I knocked her Dad off his
seat, secondly I had completely forgotten
that they were Jewish. I’ve not been invited
round since.”
thanks to Seb for forwaring this one.
NERD FLASH - similar to the predictive text stuff we’ve mentioned recently, jon l writes, “There’s an odd thing in Microsoft Word: “jesus” is not automatically corrected to a capital J whereas “hitler” is.” Woo. This makes us as happy as when we learnt that searching for “monkeys” in a Microsoft clip-art application it produced photos of affluent black people.
Thanks seb
On a similar vain I’ve notice that with predictive text if you spell ‘lips’ the next predictive text option will be ‘kiss’. Also ‘anal’ -> ‘cock’. Any others?
Published on Monday, 16th August 2004 .
David Frith is ether a genius or insane. The flash toons at his site Fat Pie offers some truly bizaar and random stuff. The Fatpie episodes are really off and out there and (17mb a pop).
Published on Monday, 16th August 2004 .
There must have been some serious in breading going on in England. I have found some evidence in support of this:
Published on Thursday, 17th June 2004 .
Seb showed me some animation sites when I was in Oxford last weekend.
There must be a word for this type of cultural phenomena.
