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A Concentration Camp Day

Suicide in the electrified barbed wire, Dachau 1940

Decaln left to return to Sweden this morning and I had the day to kill so I took it to Dachau, Germanys first concentration camp! Yes it was a crappy day so I thought I would make the best (or worst) of it, and boy did I ever.

Dachau was founded in 1933, the year Adolf took power. It held over 200,000 people with just over 30,000 of those perishing from one thing or another. It was the camp that all the others were modeled on! It wasn’t a death camp however, although it was fitted with a gas chamber near the end of the war (but apparently never used). Boy did I get a creepy feeling when I walked in there (by accident at first as I decided to do the whole thing in reverse and the labels where all on the other side for some reason?).

Gangs of tourists moved though the camp taking pictures of each other posing in front of the various places of atrocities. All putting on a serious face instead of the usual “Hi mom” expression. What strange tourism. It struck me that the memorials that were placed all over the place weren’t as popular as the sites where death and torture occurred. People seemed drawn to them, like the scene of a car accident. Every one wants to look.

I also had a feeling of strange fascination that one gets when you see a celebrity in person. This thing that has been exaggerated and hyped up by the media for most of your life is suddenly in front of you. It became hard to relate to the sentiment of the place as it had become larger than life in my minds eye.

I left wondering weather ether of these emotions, the ‘passer by’ or the ‘dazed fan’, really were helping anything except push a stereo type that Germany and Germans will never live down. I suppose there has to be something to mark the history. It may have been grim but it wasn’t boring.

There were no postcards on sale. Sorry guys.

The Big Top

I live in a circus. I did some video editing for Geneva, and American girl who lives above me (though 5mm of ply wood), and she offered fire-swallowing lessons in return. Geneva is a performance artist and works on the Carnesky’s Ghost Train, a performance piece that has been setup in the Truman Brewery just off Brick Lane in Hackney. It’s a real ghost train that you sit in and it goes around a little circuit a few times. As you go though the loop you pass five or six different actors who are in a character. Each time around the story is a little further along. The content wasn’t really scary but the idea of being pulled though a dark unknown region was sort of scary and Erika and I cling to each other and I jumped when the ghost harlot grabbed my nee on the way past from the shadows. Geneva flew around with a suspension belt and looked like a Soviet trapeze artist (which I think she is also qualified to do).

There is also Paloma was also working on the Ghost Train and is an English girl and a bit of a local legend. She’s made appearances in the paper and the odd magazine. Paloma means dove in Spanish apparently and she danced in a dramatic Spanish flamenco type dress with holograms of doves flying out of her skirt. Paloma is also the lead singer in a 50-60’s cover band called ‘Paloma and the Penetrators’. She comes across with such energy I would swear she is the female Elvis Presley.

Also in the band is Liam, who is a young Irish lad who is possibly the quietest Irishman I’ve ever meet. Keeps to himself he does. Like to watch neighbors when he surfaces at about 1-2pm in the afternoon. When he gets on stage however he’s a man possessed and sings and daces like Jerry Lee Lewis.

Then there is Kate who is a young English architect and the only person here who keeps sanity. She is going out with Clem, a French guy who plays guitar in the band. He has just recently moved in with Kate. Clem also has a formidable old-school rock n’ roll and Jazz CD collection which I have started copying as a full time job.

There is one other Aussie in the place from Melbourne. She is hell bent on force-feeding her body drugs and alcohol as much is as humanly possible so I don’t see her very much. Shes in publishing and travels around a lot as a result.

So that’s the six people I live with, officialy. There’s also Rustle who is Palomas friend. Rustle is a fixture on the couch but adds an air of gayety to the slightly dark “living” area which is disguised as a pub at the end of the night.

Loves me bike. Luv’s me bike.

My new push bike in London

I have found an activity in London that I truly love doing: riding my push bike along the canals. There is one that runs from Camden though Hackney and on passed Victoria park. Though not as pretty as the canals in Holland, as the British seem to have turned their back to the water ways and put industrial warehouses along them mostly, a lot of them have now been converted to swanky modern apartment blocks. The canals are littered with the odd duck and long thin barges, some of which double as homes.

I love having a bike again. I got it for 70 quid from Brick Lane. The guy who sell them there has a whole bunch of ‘em chained up together with a big pirate flag sticking out of the middle of them. The flag is more than just an eccentricity, the bikes are mostly stolen from around Hackney by junkies and bored children. Every where you go here there are bike locks left on poles or just frames of bikes with everything that wasn’t nailed down striped from it. I guess I should feel guilty about buying (what is most likely) a stolen bike, but I was broke at the time and I loves me bike [luvs mi bik].

Decaz in da house

Alex, Declan, white rabbit

Young Declan cursed though town and hung around my place for a couple of weeks on his way to other places. It was refreshing to have Declan around making everything seem easy, playing guitar and singing sad songs. Popped off to Sweden as soon as he could because he absolutely hated it here. Can’t say I blame him since he lost his credit card in a cash point as soon as he got off the plane and spend a week dealing on the phone with English customer service representatives, which is like trying to train a team of sloths to play football.

Erika managed to snag Decaz for some work doing an online shop for a designer jeans label called ‘Evisu’. ‘Tomato’, a well know web design company is biding to redesign the rest of the site so Eir might get her self know in those circles which are pretty ritzy in the multimedia design biz.

The Studio

I’ve started renting a desk in a studio full of artists who go to Central St.Martins. Its above an art gallery and a boutique video store called ‘Today is Boring’. Its actual where Erika used to live. I know all the people who live there and it’s a wonderful atmosphere in which to work and hang around. I hope to do some good work while I’m here.

I rode thought Victoria Park last weekend. It was a clear day and the leaves on the tree are starting to turn orange. I like London best in Autumn. I look forward to running and kicking my way though mountains of brown and gold leaves in Hyde Park.

The cold weather is moving in on London and even the clear days are now chilly. Its fun to wear all the winter clothing. Very dramatic clothing to swagger down the street in. I get the feeling of Europe when I do.

I’ve been quite ill for the last month and since my last contract ended with National Rail I’ve been in bed recovering. This is my excuse for the lack of communicardo. I haven’t had much strength to concentrate with. I seem to be on the mend however and might go on a little holiday somewhere in Europe before it gets too freezing. Young Declan is keen to backpack around Germany and I’d love to see Berlin (particularly East Berlin).

That’s all from me. I hope this finds you well. A golden shower of happiness to rain upon you head a thousand times
Love
Alex

p.s. Very VERY depressed about the election results. I won’t be living in Australia for this next term.

Ugly UK

There must have been some serious in breading going on in England. I have found some evidence in support of this:

Boy George (again)

Young Richy coaxed me to go out last night with a few of the lads and one of Erika’s flat mates Kat. We went just around the corner from where Eir/Richy is staying, The Hoxton Bar. Richy used to work behind the bar and thus half price drinks all night. It happened to be Gay Night at the Hoxron Bar and the next thing I know I’m standing 2 feet from Boy George (who was fat, dressed in Black and had a black top hat. With sequins). He was going to DJ, but not before ’10 minutes with my dad’ did a short number.
'Ten minutes with my dad' flyer

‘10 minutes with my dad’ are a pair of young skimpy chicks with massive blond wigs on, teased to the point that they defy gravity and wearing bikinis and leather jackets and Zoro type eye band masks. The ‘act’ consists of them tearing/wrestling with each other while screaming lyrics, in early Beasty Boys style, about their apparent nymphomania and sexual preference for there fathers. They ended up on the ground in the middle of the crowd with most of the little they had on hanging from them. But I’ve seen them before. YAWN.

Boy George on the other hand was a freak. I saw him when he came out to Australia in the 80’s and I was dumb struck to be close to fame like that. OK he’s looking sad and pathetic but I was fascinated by the spectacle of fame, the idea of it, as I’ve never had much occasion to ogle at it. His DJing wasn’t too bad (I wouldn’t travel for it but it grindy house seem to fit the mood, which was some male stripper flashing it Jon Doe around a bit on the podium) but no he didn’t play any of the old classics so if I was till a fan I’d be disappointed.

Just an average Sunday in Hoxton

Wide World of Alex

So I got to London
I did dilly dally in Indonesia for 5 days and got a bit of sun and diesel exhaust in one of the most densely populated regions of the world (Java duh). That put me in the mood for arriving in London. It did take me 16 hours of pure ‘knees-firmly-rammed-into-the-seat-in-font-of-me hell’ and a bribe at the airport (which I was too dumb to figure out I was supposed to be giving) to check my over weight luggage though to London, and not pass Amsterdam and pay $648 us for the excess. I remind myself it wasn’t in the bottom of a galleon for 6 months with scurvy standing up in my own fasces so humanity has made progress get form Sydney to London, it only takes 16 hours to achieve the same feeling. But nothing new here.

At first euphoria…
The first week I was here the sun was out every day and I was working on my tan. White (white!) English body’s littered the parks and birds were singing. Eir has landed a pad a block for a spate of Vietnamese restaurants so even the food situation isn’t so bad. Eir had already hooked me up with a room in a share house 10 minute free bus ride up the road from her in Dalston, a very happening area with open markets every day for fruit and veg.

Sebastion came down form oxford the first weekend I was here and we went to a Mudhoneys gig at the Astoria. Mudhoneys are an old 80’s indie band and we moshed around for an hour or two. Heaps of fun. We ended up walking 5km home to Shortditch and catching Erika at her bar as they where packing up. Seb got stuck into the kitchen and we were eating ice cream with ladle spoons.

Week two was more like the London I remembered it. Money was (is) very tight since paying bond and rent for the first month. So I start looking for a job, only the mobile phone I brought with me doesn’t work much (thanks B) and no landline at home so it’s hard to hunt for a job. The final kick to the ribs was my laptop going down once more talking the last 2-3 weeks worth of work I’d done on it with it.

My pills where running out so I had to spend most of the week doing battle with the NHS just to get a prescription written. This I managed to do despite being told ‘impossible’ repeatedly by six different women behind reception desks. Alex one, NHS zero!

Living in the ghettoooo
I moved into my new place, with Erika’s help, that first weekend and was given my first impression of Dalston. We were walking along the main drag near Dalton junction, which is predominantly a black area with a smattering of Turk, and I pushed passed this guy as the street was very crowded. This guy then proceeded to behave like what can only be described as a pro wrester: He attempted to spit on my back, but missed and got Erikas back. We were both a little dazed by it and he started swearing and waving his finger in my face in a threatening manor chanting “I wanted you, you! YOU!”. He was short but had three buddies and dressed like Mr T. I asked him what the big deal was but he kept reminding me that I’d bumped into him, which I now take as a bad custom here, even in a crowd.

I was tempted to pursue a more aggressive line with little ‘Snoop Doggy’ but I remembered that less than a week before hand, the friend of this girl that Erika works with was stabbed in the throat with a broken beer bottle coming out of a cub in Dalston. He be dead now. For a time I was scared to go home from Eirs on the bus because I’d seen another violent incident where this guy started hitting this woman he didn’t know and insinuation she wasn’t a woman. I can’t remember ever being around so much hostility before.

There is a lot of poverty in Dalston and it seems to foster hatred. After having dealt with the NHS and seen the way they make everything such a struggle I could see why they might hate the society that doesn’t want them and is openly hostile to them every step of he way.

There is also an up surgeons of nationalism in England at the moment, ether due to the Euro Cup or the issue of England adopting the European Union constitution. White flags with the red cross hang everywhere. I have noticed that there are many, many cultures in London but none of them are represented in the media. No community radio or alternative media. I’m thinking that maybe if there is a representation of the poorer sectors here, an outlet, then maybe there would be less hate and more love going round.

It was pointed out to me that England has never had a modern revolution. Its laws are ancient and have been setup but rich land holder and its all seems to work in their favor here. The common people are entrenched in bureaucracy. No one seems to question the rules. They just take it. I think that’s why they always lose at football: no fighting spirit.

Where theres a Whill..
I’ve been hanging out with young master Richard and his crew of trendy young homies. He’s working in a Bar in Soho called ‘Two Levels’. Eir is also working at a trendy bar in Shoreditch in the Truman bury called ‘the Peacock’ and between the two of them there is much free beer going round. I’ve started playing basketball with richy on one of the underused public courts. Still got the moves ;)

Joes BBQ: Richy, Eir, Marie, Brian

Shortditch being what it is, the whole are is full of arty end of year shows for students of St. Martins Collage and I’ve seen a lot of the young talent from around the world strut their stuff.

Eir and Richy are encrusted in a tight little group of fashion/publicity crowd and there is much wild partying going on at all times of the week. Since its summer time and it doesn’t get dark till after 10:30pm midnight seems to leap upon you unawares.

Art of party, Richy, Eir & Nico

Oxford
I visited Sebastian in Oxford, who is doing philosophy there, for the weekend and spent he night in the Holywell Manor, a lovely group of sandstone buildings with an enchanting little private courtyard. Oxford seems to be full of lots of private areas that we spend much of the day trying to intrude. The architecture is exactly as you would imagine it, in fact they filmed Harry Potter in one of the grander looking buildings.

Because the weather was so fantastic we spent the better part of the day on the river bank in the sun watching the punters punt by. There was also a carnival, similar to the Surry hills festival, on when I was there and wondered around a bit enjoying the festivity. The food was nasty but there was a hint of some local musical talent, but nothing gripping.

He introduced me to the many types of nerds that are reared in Oxford. Anime society, ‘Speculative science’ (sci-fi) society, Dr Who group, etc. You get the picture. I ended up at a pub on the ‘town’ side of… town where ‘robes’ (students) hang out and they have free monkey nuts and good ale, which is quite a nice drink. There’s a bit of a ‘town’ verse ‘robe’ thing happening in Oxford.

Oxford is only an hour and a half bus ride from central London so I think I’ll be heading back there soon.

So all in all I’m having a crusy time hanging in the park with the homies sucking back European beers and enjoying the sun despite being poor and hungry. Still looking for a job but have a few prospects cooking. I’ve meet heaps of interesting people and it looks like my time here this time will be of a completely different flavor form the last time.